One of the things you can do to understand how moronic Donald Trump is and how deluded his followers are is to read the transcripts (everything below is from a recent Trump Rant) from his stream of consciousness rants-here is this week's story from Las Vegas. I actually interpret this as Trump being the snake, and he tells this story to his cult:
On her way to work, one morning down the path along the lake, a tender-hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen snake.
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew.
“Poor thing,” she cried. “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you.”
“Take me in, oh, tender woman. Take me in, for heaven’s sake. Take me in, oh, tender woman,” cried the vicious snake.
She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk and laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk.
She hugged and kissed him brightly. The work that night had gone. She found the pretty snake she had taken in had been revived.
“Take me in, oh, tender woman. Take me in, for heaven’s sake. Take me in, oh, tender woman,” cried that vicious snake.
She clutched him to her bosom. “You’re so beautiful,” she sighed.
“But if I hadn’t taken you in by now, you truly would have died.” She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight.
But instead of saying, “Thank you, ma’am,” the snake gave her a vicious bite.
“Take me in oh, tender woman. Take me in, for heaven’s sake. Take me in, oh, tender woman,” sighed the vicious snake.
“I saved you,” cried the woman, “And you’ve bitten me. But why? You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die.”
“Shut up, silly woman,” sighed the reptile with a grin.
“You know damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”
And that’s the end of the story.
And I had to do that sucker by memory because there’s no light up here. As much light, I’m dark. It’s like dark. I had two problems. It’s dark and the print on that thing is so light you couldn’t read it. So I did the best I could, but not bad, right? I couldn’t see. Michael, I couldn’t see a fricking word. I said, “I have an idea. Let’s do this snake.” And then I take it out. I say, “Oh, my God. That’s a very light print. Oh, my God. There’s no light.” Between the light and the print. I’m saying, “What the hell am I doing this for?” But it wasn’t bad. And you get the point. When I’m a president and when I become your president, when we all — we’re going to all work together. We’re going to make it happen. We will get the illegal alien, murderers, rapists, and child predators the hell out of our country, and we will not ever, ever, ever let them back in. So Nevada, get out and vote. We win this state. We’re going to win the whole thing. We win this, we’re going to win the whole thing.